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Humor, Heart, and Reflective Rural Stories

with Michael Perry

2026-03-04 14:00:00 2026-03-04 15:00:00 America/New_York Humor, Heart, and Reflective Rural Stories Join us online with bestselling author and humorist Michael Perry, whose works encapsulates the experiences?and magic?of rural town communities and the everyday people who reside in them. Rocky River Public Library -

Wednesday, March 04
2:00pm - 3:00pm

Add to Calendar 2026-03-04 14:00:00 2026-03-04 15:00:00 America/New_York Humor, Heart, and Reflective Rural Stories Join us online with bestselling author and humorist Michael Perry, whose works encapsulates the experiences?and magic?of rural town communities and the everyday people who reside in them. Rocky River Public Library -

Join us online with bestselling author and humorist Michael Perry, whose works encapsulates the experiences?and magic?of rural town communities and the everyday people who reside in them.

ONLINE ONLY EVENT

Join us in conversation with bestselling author and humorist Michael Perry, whose collection of genre-spanning works encapsulates the experiences–and the magic–of rural town communities and the everyday people who reside in them. 

In Michael Perry’s memoir, Population: 485, the local vigilante is a farmer's wife armed with a pistol and a Bible, the most senior member of the volunteer fire department is a cross-eyed butcher with one kidney and two ex-wives, and the back roads are haunted by the ghosts of children and farmers. Against a backdrop of fires and tangled wrecks, bar fights and smelt feeds, Perry tells a frequently comic tale leavened with moments of heartbreaking delicacy and searing tragedy. 

Jesus Cow, Perry’s fiction debut, is a hilarious yet sincere exploration of faith and the foibles of modern life. Low-key Harley Jackson finds himself entangled in drama from all corners: A woman in a big red pickup has stolen his bachelor’s heart, a Hummer-driving predatory developer is threatening to pave the last vestiges of his family farm, and inside his barn is a calf bearing the image of Jesus Christ–a secret he wants to keep quiet, until the truth slips right through the barn door. 

Register today to hear more about Perry’s expansive collection of stories!

About the Author: Michael Perry is a New York Times bestselling author, humorist, corporate speaker, volunteer firefighter/first responder, and amateur snowplow driver. A lifelong resident of the rural Midwest, his “reflective roughneck” takes on life in Middle America have left hundreds of thousands of readers and live audiences laughing, nodding, and sometimes misty.

Perry, a registered nurse who put himself through college working as a Wyoming cowboy and a roller-skating Snoopy produces the popular audio newsletter “Michael Perry’s Voice Mail,” performs widely as a humorist and speaker, tours with his band The Long Beds, works as a script writer, voiceover artist and audiobook narrator, and still makes an occasional call with the local volunteer fire and rescue service.

Perry lives in rural Wisconsin and can be found online at www.sneezingcow.com.

AGE GROUP: | Adults |

EVENT TYPE: | Books and Authors |

TAGS: | ASYNCHRONOUS | AGE 19+ |

Rocky River Public Library

Phone: 440-333-7610

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Rocky River Public Library is an independent public library and partcipating member of the CLEVNET consortium.  The library has been serving the community of Rocky River since 1928.  

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Mon, Mar 02, 9:00am - 9:00pm
Rocky River Public Library
Spice up your life!

Mon, Mar 02, 7:00pm - 8:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Training Room,Zoom B
Artificial intelligences are coming into their own as powerful work tools. Join us the first Monday of each month to learn about AI products. This month we explore Google Gemini 2.5, called AI Mode.
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Wed, Mar 04, 2:00pm - 3:00pm
Rocky River Public Library
Join us online with bestselling author and humorist Michael Perry, whose works encapsulates the experiences?and magic?of rural town communities and the everyday people who reside in them.
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Thu, Mar 05, 6:30pm - 7:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Green Room
Strengthen your English skills in a supportive environment. These weekly classes are led by an experienced ESL trainer. Registration required.

Sun, Mar 08, 3:00pm - 4:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Community Room
"Sing to me of the man, Muse, the man of twists and turns" -- thus begins The Odyssey, an epic adventure first written down in Ancient Greece. Join us to discuss this influential and beloved work.

Mon, Mar 09, 6:30pm - 8:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Auditorium
Join us for an independent or foreign film.

Tue, Mar 10, 7:00pm - 9:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Purple Room
Presented by the Master Gardeners

Wed, Mar 11, 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Green Room
Less by Andrew Sean Greer

Thu, Mar 12, 11:00am - 12:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Community Room
Read Isola by Allegra Goodman and come and discuss!

Thu, Mar 12, 6:30pm - 7:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Green Room
Strengthen your English skills in a supportive environment. These weekly classes are led by an experienced ESL trainer. Registration required.

Thu, Mar 12, 6:30pm - 8:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Community Room
Upon discovering that a local lottery winner passed away before claiming his winnings, two friends devise a cunning plan to get their hands on the cash. 1998. Rated PG, 92 minutes

Thu, Mar 12, 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Rocky River Public Library
Join us for a virtual conversation with acclaimed author Kate Quinn about her latest fantastical work, The Astral Library, which poses the question: Have you ever wished you could live inside a book?

Thu, Mar 12, 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Purple Room
Join us for a book discussion led by Police Chief Lichman.

Sat, Mar 14, 10:00am - 10:45am
Rocky River Public Library - Purple Room
Get your creativity going as you make a craft using circles of all sizes. Try your luck with a hula hoop, play circle games, and eat a mud pie (pudding of course).

Sat, Mar 14, 10:00am - 12:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Training Room
Join us for discussion and learning about your Android phones, tablets and internet-connected things. We will have something prepared for each session, but we can spend the whole time on your stuff!

Sat, Mar 14, 2:00pm - 2:45pm
Rocky River Public Library - Purple Room
We will measure round objects to find the number pi. You will also make your own dirt pie out of pudding, OREO crumbs, and a few gummy worms. Enjoy Pi and Pie!
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Sun, Mar 15, 2:30pm - 3:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Purple Room
Join us in discussing Aimee Nezhukumatathil's essays on food, family, and community.
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Tue, Mar 17, 7:00pm - 8:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Auditorium
This seminar presented by author Nancy Christie will help you rev up your inspiration engine so you can continue on your writing journey!

Wed, Mar 18, 10:00am - 11:30am
Rocky River Public Library - Auditorium,Zoom B
Just like Batman has Robin, a trusted sidekick, your iPhone or Android smartphone can be your sidekick in the real world and digital world we live in.

Wed, Mar 18, 7:00pm - 8:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Community Room
This month we will discuss the case of Cassie Chadwick, the greatest grifter of the Gilded Age and her Cleveland connection using the book The Imposter Heiress by Annie Reed.

Thu, Mar 19, 6:30pm - 7:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Green Room
Strengthen your English skills in a supportive environment. These weekly classes are led by an experienced ESL trainer. Registration required.

Thu, Mar 19, 7:00pm - 8:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Auditorium
Come and test your knowledge! Teams of up to six people admitted. Registration required.

Sat, Mar 21, 10:00am - 12:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Training Room
Cricut machines are great to use for scoring material to make folds easy and precise. Create an envelope using Design Space that will make folding much easier.

Tue, Mar 24, 2:00pm - 3:00pm
Rocky River Public Library
Join us for a special conversation between journalist Shoshana Walter and author Barbara Kingsolver as they chat about Walter?s book Rehab: An American Scandal.
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Wed, Mar 25, 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Community Room
For All the Tea in China by Sarah Rose

Thu, Mar 26, 6:30pm - 7:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Green Room
Strengthen your English skills in a supportive environment. These weekly classes are led by an experienced ESL trainer. Registration required.

Thu, Mar 26, 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Auditorium
What's the Deal with Dead Man's Curve and Other Really Good Questions About Cleveland.

Fri, Mar 27, 12:00pm - 2:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Auditorium
Our movie matinees feature a recently released film, shown in the auditorium. Monthly selections are updated as soon as possible.

Sat, Mar 28, 10:00am - 12:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Training Room
Join us for discussion and learning about your Apple phones, tablets and internet-connected things. We will have something prepared for each session, but we can spend the whole time on your stuff!

Tue, Mar 31, 4:30pm - 5:30pm
Rocky River Public Library - Purple Room
Want to volunteer at the Library? Now is your chance! Help the Youth Services Department with special projects like creating book recommendations, organizing, and decorating. We appreciate you!

Tue, Mar 31, 7:00pm - 8:00pm
Rocky River Public Library - Auditorium
No longer an endangered species, bald eagles are thriving in Ohio! Learn about their incredible comeback story from Naturalist Karen Lakus of the Rocky River Nature Center.